Plaxico Burress Deserves An Award In His Honor

 

The man in the above photo is Plaxico Burress, an NFL player who recently signed a 5-year $35 million contract extension. This fine piece of genius is now on the reserve/non-football injury list without pay. Why, you ask? Because this fool shot himself in the thigh while carrying a gun in his waistband inside of a night club.

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I am not going to pretend to have known who this guy was prior to his arrest, but he shall be forever known as the Idiot Who Shot Himself in the Thigh While Carrying A Gun in His Waist Band Inside of a Night Club. Get this man an award. He has officially nocked Michael Vick out of the top spot for dumbest thing a man can do to screw up a million dollar gig.